What are Nargles? Nargles are these little creatures that infest mistletoe. That is why people sometimes jump out from under mistletoe when two people are standing under it. It is very good thinking, because standing near Nargles can be very dangerous and risky. This is why I warn anyone and everyone to STAY AWAY FROM MISTLETOE. Nargles are extremely dangerous and you are advised by the Quibbler, and me, to stay away from it. For your safety:
*Never stand under mistletoe for risk of infestation of Nargles
*Never not wear spectrespecs, for risk of having an infestation of Wrackspurts in your ears without your knowledge.
*Never not read the Quibbler. We tell you the real news that the Prophet wouldn't dare reveal. Come to us for your real news, and articles on the dangerous magical creatures that may be in your own home, right here, right now.
Be safe, and read the Quibbler.
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