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Feb 21, 2011
Crumple-Horned Snorkacks
Who here believes in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks? I said, who here believes in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks? Ah, I see. Not many of you. There have been many sightings of these creatures in Sweden. The Prophet bought the rights to an article from us, so Daddy and I went on an expedition there. We didn't find any, but we got a Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn from a very nice man. Daddy wasn't sure if he was saying Erumpment horn, or Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn. But we bought it anyway.
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Well, make that, we saw proof of them! We didn't find any though. We got proof of two mothers and a baby. I don't know how daddy found the proof, though... Anyone know?
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